Common Results: Female
I
am the shudder-still of camping heads.
I bake lovecakes of insecticide.
I
strangle chairs with homosexual sleep.
There is too much hair in the world.
I
keep your sperm in alcohol.
I pronounce your birth a prison rape.
I tape
your stomach down with chemotherapy.
I resemble an escalator in bed.
I
train my baby on the volcano.
I do jumping jacks without provocation.
I
said my headache gave you constipation.
I maim tubas on our anniversary.
I
kill dogs with lesbian underwear.
I always fake holding your hand.